fffc:
got a masters degree in being ignored
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866,730 notes- person: calm down
- me: no i'm gonna keep complaining and be bitter about this, thanks
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Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG
you’re not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan
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….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?
…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?
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There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.
If you can’t reblog this…
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.
Never in my life I have left hate x
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1,440,432 notesthe signs as kitchen utensils
- Aries: cheese grater
- Taurus: blow torch
- Gemini: pizza slicer
- Cancer: meat thermometer
- Leo: cookie cutter
- Virgo: corkscrew
- Libra: ice cream scoop
- Scorpio: bread knife
- Sagittarius: spatula
- Capricorn: salt shaker
- Aquarius: egg slicer
- Pisces: nutcracker
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life
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